...your mysteries are deep and wide. Well not exactly deep or wide - the Salt River is more narrow and shallow - but hey it was still a good way to spend a Monday. That's right folks the cast members got together and floated down the Salt River.
We packed five ice chest (mostly with beer and water)and lots of sunblock (bring on the spf 70) and headed out to Mesa. I think the roughest part of the journey was just getting all of the tubes situated. And of course getting the ba
by pool ready to play its part as the mini bar - excellent idea I must say Jason.
And we were off... Things were pretty mellow and relaxing until we realized that Jason had fallen behind and he was the one in charge of the mini bar - yikes the alcohol was gone. After rescuing the mini bar we continued to float. Most of the time the trip consisted of sounds like this: "Butts Up" "Ouch a rock" "I've been violated" "Save the sandwiches" "Where's the beer" "Get outta the weeds" "I'm stuck in a whirpool" and of course the all famous "Seniors '07". Poor Jason seemed to spend more time out of his tube then in his tube - we still haven't figured out exactly why this is but we are working on a theory. The other things that simply must be mentioned is the bag of Cheetos that made it all the way down the river. Shanna carried them more then half the way - desperately trying to pawn them off on someone. Finally Denise fell sucker to her pleas and carried them the rest of the way down until she unloaded them on some unsuspecting fellow floaters. No one knows what happened to them after that - but I am sure they have a story to tell. All in all it was a glorious day spent floating and drinking and having a grand old time...
PS The Bosnian did not journey down the river - it is rumored they are afaird of the water. Something like the Gremlin thing I hear.
