Help, it is true. My brother "Carlos" is lost in the Ikea. There have been several sightings but so far no vision of him at the checkout center. For those of you who were around last summer you will remember "Carlos" he worked crew and in the shop, while delighting us with his projector for "movie night." However on a innocent trip to Ikea I seem to have lost him. The day started out normally...entering the gigantic metropolis of urban, cheap furniture. "Carlos" was in good spirits despite the fact that we were dragging him out shopping.
We wandered into the chair and couch section - this is where it happened. He must have sat down in this or some other comfortable chair and well perhaps decided to take a little catnap. Without realizing it we must have moved on and we haven't seen him since.
Many people have written in with sightings of "Carlos" - a few have even sent in some photos that they have captured. But so far no one has been able to help him get out of the Ikea. One kind woman found this picture on her camera - it seems to show "Carlos" struggling over the map of the enormous facility. 
I am sure he is searching for the quickest way out - but those short cuts can be tricky. Also I recieved this photo from a family in the Dakotas that captures "Carlos" in despair over dinnerware. I can only assume that after days of wandering around the place for days he has become delusional in his search for food. 
Thank goodness this family took pity on him and guided him to the food court, where it is reported that he filled up on pasta and Mountain Dew.
I am sure he is searching for the quickest way out - but those short cuts can be tricky. Also I recieved this photo from a family in the Dakotas that captures "Carlos" in despair over dinnerware. I can only assume that after days of wandering around the place for days he has become delusional in his search for food. 
Thank goodness this family took pity on him and guided him to the food court, where it is reported that he filled up on pasta and Mountain Dew. As of the time of this post "Carlos" was said to have been spotted in the the warehouse area of the monstrous building. So close to the exit that he can probably feel the breeze on his face and the sound of cars on the freeway racing by. Hopefully soon "Carlos" will be reunited with his family who miss him. And then he can return to life as normal, but I don't think that he will be venturing into any large store anytime soon. (sorry Super WalMart)
If "Carlos" were here I am sure he would say: "Denise you have a dirty whorish mouth."
**Note all names where changed for privacy purposed***
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