Thursday, October 4, 2007

Embrace Your "CHAPTERS"

Little Shop is Open for Business. Little Shop opened with all the normal hoopla of a Third Season Opener. And the show keeps right on rolling along. (although we desperately wish that MORE people would come and see the show - tell your friends - Randall's sparkling curtain speeches don't seem to be doing the trick). Tim and Kaitlynn, along with the rest of cast simply hang in the "somewhere thats green" room. Sometimes we do fun events like "Shiner Day" All the crew girls, desperately hoping to be like Audrey wore "shiners" It doesn't get much better then this folks - top that "uni-brow day".

The main cause of excitement seems to be whether or not the plant grows properly or if Denise can announce the right Act to start. WASTED! Despite the small size of the cast and its relative innocent outward appearance - The chapters are flying. I mean really with puppet fisting, condoms breaking and whores promoted (not to mention that the local paper quoted "Audrey likes S & M"). Starting it all off was Randall telling a reporter "When I am in Audrey, I am Audrey" - I mean really folks - Kurtis, you dirty whore - these people are giving you a run for your title. Whit would be so proud. For those of you locals - Randall and Denise have put a FABULOUS display of photography from the past two seasons in the Encore Room. You should really check it out - see if you made the wall of fame.

DRUMROLL please!!!! I know that all of you have been waiting for this moment. THE ARIZONI AWARDS! I know it was a truly delicious moment. I mean 27 nominations is alot. We captured 7 of the 13 categories we were nominated for - not too shabby for the first year. Tim was a humble winner in the category of Best Supporting Actor. He was caught on film being so gracious and appreciative at winning the award. It is rumored that Kurtis went into a jealous rage when he found out - ripping faux fur and beads from everything in sight. Sorry Bud Frump there is a new bitch in town - Jacobina!
Also in attendance was Lindsey Clayton sock puppet. She was photographed on the red carpet and everything - picture coming soon. Other winners of the evening were Tralen for direction and choreography of the "magically excessive" La Cage. Which Martha also won for costumes. WGR and Alan for musical direction and EMF for Best Supporting Actress (we won't even mention what Lindsey sock puppet did at this moment it is far to vulgar!!) And in closing a Zoni award winning closing:

2 comments:

Tim Dolan said...

Umm...where is this so-called Lindsey Clayton sock puppet? We want to see some pictures to verify it's existence...otherwise, we're having a hard time believing you! Okay, bye!

Kurtis said...

JACOBINA CAN SUCK IT!!! - bud frump