**Horns Trumpeting***(Just imagine it as I have no idea how to add sound) ***drum roll*** Ladies and Gentlemen, let me announce to you, readers of the blog, our new blogger: Randall. While Randall has been around for a time he is now officially part of our "family" and has been accepted by Denise as an official member and contributor to "THE BLOG"....
...Ok this is Randall chiming in after a few glasses of "panty remover" provided by Caroline McPhever (she was McPhever long before Katharine McFever)..I am THRILLED and HONORED to be a be a part of the infamous..er...FAMOUS blog started by the fabulous trio of Zanna, Denise, and Flosi..ok..ok back to the story..
Now that we have gotten that out of the way, I suppose that I (Denise) need to apologize for the lack of blogs during Pump Boys. It was a very busy time, no really six actors playing instruments and drinking beer on stage is a lot to handle. But to catch you up a little I will highlight some of the bigger events. First of course is the "DOLLY PARTON Look-a-Like" Contest.
There were five glorious contestants. Many prizes where handed out including: Best Assets to Ms Martha Parton; Best Overall Male to Mr. Darrel Parton; Best Overall Female to Ms Denise Parton. The evening was topped off by a duet performance by Rhetta Cupp and Chantal (who flew all the way from the Riveria just to be here on the grand country evening).
Then of course there was the Season Two Reunion Party. It was a wild gathering of alums. To all those who didn't attend you were greatly missed. The "Toast" was completed for the season and now requires choreography and props (people will be fighting to help with it now that it involves drinking cans of Bud).
SEASON THREE- bringing back the funk!
We start off our grand adventure with Little Shop of Whores..oops I mean Horrors, aka Our Special Needs Class.
You think I am joking but oh no it truly is "special." I mean really we got three slutty dropout girl group wanna-be's, a small guy who needs some fashion and a hobby other then plants, a girl who secretly likes it ROUGH (but she aint tellin nobody), a tall man with multiple personalities, a Red Sox's lovin (and losin') florist shop owner. Oh did I mention that there is a puppet that thinks its real and a voice that is like "James Thunder Earl Early" (Funny how it takes two actors to pull off this little stunt - I mean you would think that one special needs case is enough- no offense Randall). 
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