Aka Denise becomes a Cagelle. If only for 1 hour and 15 glorious minutes.
Yes it is true for a short time Denise stepped out from her role behind the scenes and took center stage (or should we say the center of the dance studio). With Kurtis at a doctors appointment, Denise filled in for Kurtis once again. For those of you involved in H2$, you will fondly remember how Denise was Kurtis' understudy for most of the rehearsal period. And as you can ask her scene partner, Whit, she was magnificent ("far better then Kurtis" said Whit). And once again she stepped into his shoes with grace and the enigmatic use of foam fans. Fan-ography was right up Denise's alley. She confidently moved through the number, while making small mistakes and ingenius observation ("Umm..Tralen we are exposed and naked"). One such observation lead to the decision that Brandon and Denise needed pasties- Hopefully ones with tassels on it! Tralen said "Denise has beautiful chane turns" However the glory was too short lived - Kurtis came back and Denise returned to the backstage life...ahhh with fond memories of fans and tipping like a Vegas showgirl.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Thursday, February 1, 2007
A Quality EA Evening (or A Night With A Hot Man In A Mini-Van)
Denise and Zanna decided they wanted to go out on the town. Their plan was not to be EA, and many friends were invited. However, the 'many friends' turned out to be complete, soulless putzes, and Zanna and Denise were on their own. (Yep, this is going to turn out well.)
The ride to the bar of choice was full of excitement, including the sighting of a fleet of carnival rides driving off into the night. Zanna got a little trigger-happy:
but believe me, no pirate references were made. We're so past that.
As they got closer to the bar, our ladies noticed a true stud-mobile on the road nearby and tried to get a look at who might be driving such a sexy vehicle.
As luck would have it, he found the ladies' vehicle equally attractive and followed them all the way to the bar.
Mercbar was a complete throwback to the New York lounge scene, so naturally our three heroes felt totally at home. Two men at the bar were clearly interested in our ladies, but since they didn't seem like the mini-van types, the ladies stuck with Jason. (Hey, how many men do you know who have both a mini-van and a voice to make your labia quiver?) Good times were had: the soulless putzes were not missed at all--and anyway, it's clear that they would have cramped Zanna and Denise's style. We fear that Zanna and Denise's sheer hotness may have intimidated their fine catch, because he consumed approximately 18 glasses of stale pretzels. Or he could have been hungry, but we doubt it. Who could think of food at such a time? They wrapped up their evening with a quick photo opportunity and said their goodbyes in the parking garage. But imagine Zanna and Denise's delight when, about a half hour later, Denise almost ran Jason over in the parking lot of their apartment complex! What are the odds of so many hot people living in one place? Lucky, lucky us.
We hear rumors that the Bosnian could be buying a mini-van soon (trying to up his status).
Coming Soon: "You best be ready for my wrath, motherfucker!" A Kurtis Blog of Rage.
The ride to the bar of choice was full of excitement, including the sighting of a fleet of carnival rides driving off into the night. Zanna got a little trigger-happy:
but believe me, no pirate references were made. We're so past that. As they got closer to the bar, our ladies noticed a true stud-mobile on the road nearby and tried to get a look at who might be driving such a sexy vehicle.
As luck would have it, he found the ladies' vehicle equally attractive and followed them all the way to the bar. Mercbar was a complete throwback to the New York lounge scene, so naturally our three heroes felt totally at home. Two men at the bar were clearly interested in our ladies, but since they didn't seem like the mini-van types, the ladies stuck with Jason. (Hey, how many men do you know who have both a mini-van and a voice to make your labia quiver?) Good times were had: the soulless putzes were not missed at all--and anyway, it's clear that they would have cramped Zanna and Denise's style. We fear that Zanna and Denise's sheer hotness may have intimidated their fine catch, because he consumed approximately 18 glasses of stale pretzels. Or he could have been hungry, but we doubt it. Who could think of food at such a time? They wrapped up their evening with a quick photo opportunity and said their goodbyes in the parking garage. But imagine Zanna and Denise's delight when, about a half hour later, Denise almost ran Jason over in the parking lot of their apartment complex! What are the odds of so many hot people living in one place? Lucky, lucky us.
We hear rumors that the Bosnian could be buying a mini-van soon (trying to up his status).
Coming Soon: "You best be ready for my wrath, motherfucker!" A Kurtis Blog of Rage.
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