THE FIRST OFFICIAL BEER PONG TOURNAMENT!
First may we state that Zanna ditched out to go and knit pants (please see previous blog). Mores the pity for her. The red table was taped out to Tim's specification, rumor has it that he used his left testicle as the measuring tool. The referee and cheerleader were choosen and the bracket posted.
In double elmination Casey and Michael went out in the first round. Man they suck! It could be that Michael was really drunk. Their round resulted in a "water half hour" a rule instituted by Lisa Ann.
It got down to the finals: Darrel and Adam vs. Lisa Ann and Tim. There were several unconfirmed reports that the roommates hosting the second grandest affair in town had rigged the outcome. A hush fell over the crowd as the final game began. We would like to say it was more exciting but Tim and Lisa Ann Won. Is anyone surprise with all the practice that they put in and the home court advantage...the fix was in.
KMK CAST ARRIVES!!!!! - Moving on!
(what don't get offended - nothing has happened yet that's blog worthy- see previous post on how to make the blog - it was a close call with Brent wearing his "wubby", the onesy has returned!!!)
THE GRANDEST AFFAIR IN TOWN!!!! NEW YEAR'S EVE GALA
In the spirit of "summing it up" we will keep this portion of the blog to simple catch phrases:
"Can we have monitors at any point in this rehearsal" (no sound at dress)
"Is that Michael's TV in the Pit?"
"You mean that I don't have to move the crate anymore?"
How many girls can you stick in one dressing room - this is not the punch line to a joke
"Hey did you see Michael finacee, she looks pretty hot"
Dinner - scraps anyone?
Where is the silverware?
Michael's finacee has her first glass of THE House White Wine.
"Half hour,please.....Fifteen Minutes Please....Half Hour Please"
"I need a picture with you"
Kitchen is still serving....borrow anyone.
"Half Hour please, again."
Michael's finacee has another glass. That House White will get you every time.
East Coast celebrates New Year's
"Places, Please"
Finacee has one more drink - "for the show"
Curtain Speech..."There's No Business Like..."are we really doing this.
Really can I please get some monitors.
Too Darn Hot...the first screams are heard from the balcony...House White?
blah...blah...blah...Shug-aire. Il a your MOM!
Emcee appears in the phantom spot.
Finacee still drinking...
"There is nothing like..."a lady that has had the House White. WHOAAAAA!!!
Emcee appears in pit and talks of the artist in residence....WHOAAAA!!! WHOAAAA!!!!
Michael and Courtney do the "pass the duck"
WHOA!!!!! GO MICHAEL!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!
Binders open... evening gowns on...
"It's a march you stupid F**k!"
Silence descends over the balcony...House White?????
"One day more"... and it's a new year....well almost since we started so late.
Denise spits champagne all over herself...and the party commences...
"Michael your finacee is passed out in the balcony!!!"
Has anyone seen Michael? "Why do you have to turn so sharp"
Oh yeah there was a balloon drop, cannons, a band, dancing, drinking....and we freaked Kurtis.
PHOTOS COMING SOON...HOPEFULLY.
AND NOW AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT....OUR GUEST BLOGGER FOR KMK..KURTIS! (that dirty whore!) Crabs do not constitute a bribe. I think that is enough said about that ....
TOO tired to write much more...heading into tech week so keep your knitted pants on while we finish this bottle of reisling and we will get be back real soon.
Al still lives in "the one room over the BOSINAN bakery"
1 comment:
your historical accuracy is really quite amazeing!
yeah bitches!
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