Oh yes its true, our beloved Lisa Ann has come down with THE SCURVY!!!!! Apparently Hedy LaRue left behind an "extremely tropical disease." In combat mode Rebecca - Liat for those of you non-scurvy savvy, has offered guava and apples. Mike Simon decided to offer vitamin tablets and walnuts (apparently he knows nothing about scurvy, walnuts- really???). Unfortunately the scurvy has begun to spread its vicious grip among the cast. The virus has mutated into strains of malaria and mono. Which we are thankful Kurtis is not in this cast cause that could have gotten really bad if you know what I mean. While trying to cross a river fjord to the love hut we sadly lost cable, increasingly ill with the malaria. We also lost an monkey appropriately named Luoma, three toucans, one crew member, and a branding rod. We fear for Nurse Walewska who has contracted THE MONO. No really, Todd told her boyfriend and he hadn't yet heard the news, hehehehe, what an idiot. James while on a secret mission to Marie Louise Island has contracted a rare strain of eye malaria. Ouch that has got to itch. Al is still Bosnian.
