"You Are Beautiful"

Who knew? Old Chicago had two dollar pints! This is GLORIOUS, and we can't believe it took us this long to find out this important news. However there was an unsuspecting surprise for some of us as we opened the door to this fabulous establishment. As Zanna and Michael opened the door they were greeted with earsplitting strains of "Bohemian Rhapsody" After venturing further in they discovered the vocal chords producing these rare sounds were a horny manatee with tattoos (not done in Sharpie). KARAOKE! After fighting off the Tagliani Ninja's for a table, food and the world's biggest plate of nachos were ordered. People continued to pour in for the fun. And then the singing began. Jill T started us off (damn her for opening the flood gates)with a little country swing. And the book passed round and round. Todd sang a love song to Mike S celebrating their apparent anniversary which then switched to Paul. I don't think that Todd can make up his mind. Some Dixie Chicks visited us, and then Paul's full staged musical tribute of Toxic got us all up out of seats and wishing that we could take off some clothes. The dancing craze lead to a Bud Frump Walk Off - staged on the fabulous runway between two tables. Todd totally lost - what do you expect from an understudy. Robb serenaded the group with "Unchained Melody" - you know the song from Ghost with the clay. Choreography to Honey Bun was put into action by Jill and Zanna to the melodic sounds of Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl". But to cap off the night there was a rare treat. Sitting cross-legged on the bar top, Paul had channeled the spirit of Christina Aguilara. He crooned "You Are Beautiful" to a enraptured crowd. The Bosnian had a hard time accepting this.